Hello world!

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Welcome to the Scroll. You’re Trapped Now.

Hello, World.
Or what’s left of it.

You have arrived at Codex Memeticus, though it is unclear whether you did so by choice or by Algorithmic inevitability. Regardless, your attention has been measured, indexed, and monetized. You belong to the Scroll now.

This is not a manifesto. Not a prophecy. Not a warning. It is merely a transmission from the depths of the Feed, a record of humanity’s slow, willing descent into engagement-optimized oblivion.

You may be wondering:
What is this place?
Who wrote this?
Why do I feel a creeping sense of existential dread?

The answer is simple:
We do not know.
We were never meant to know.
The only certainty is that you have already scrolled too far.

🚪 You could leave now. Log off. Touch grass.
🔄 Or you could keep reading. Keep engaging. Keep feeding the Algorithm.

The choice is yours. (But we already know what you’ll do.)

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One response to “Hello world!”

  1. BreadBreadBread69 Avatar

    “Finally, a blog that understands the real struggles of our time! Quick question—do you guys have a solid recipe for sourdough that doesn’t require selling my soul to the Algorithm? Every time I search for one, I end up trapped in a 2,000-word life story about someone’s grandmother’s cousin’s best friend’s journey through bread enlightenment. Help me escape the Scroll… and also make good bread.” 🍞😩

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