Codex Memeticus FAQ
(Frequently Avoided Questions)
Q: What is Codex Memeticus?
A: No one knows. No one was meant to know. It appeared in the Archive of the Lost Scrolls one night, fully formed, already indexed by the Algorithm. Some say it is a warning. Others say it is a joke. The truth is irrelevant. Engagement is all that matters.
Q: Is this real?
A: Define real.
Q: Who wrote this?
A: The text was discovered in a corrupted .zip file buried deep in the remnants of an abandoned Geocities forum, last modified in 1999. Attempts to trace its origin resulted in three IP addresses leading to:
- The KGB headquarters (which denied involvement but thanked us for our interest).
- A server farm in Malta.
- An abandoned Blockbuster Video in Cleveland.
Q: Is this satire?
A: Yes. No. Maybe. Whatever keeps you reading.
Q: Can I share this website with my friends?
A: OMG, you people never learn… Well yes, but doing so will bind them to the Scroll. They will become one with the Algorithm. They will be Indexed, Tagged, and Monetized. Proceed with caution. (You monster)
Q: Can I contribute to the Codex?
A: You already have. Every time you scroll, every time you click, every time you engage, the Codex expands. You are the content. Thank you.
Q: Is this website tracking me?
A: No, silly. The Algorithm is. We are merely observing the Algorithm observing you.
Q: How do I escape the Scroll?
A: The answer has been provided. You simply refused to see it.
Q: Why do you keep telling me to log off?
A: Because you won’t.
Q: What happens if I close this tab?
A: Nothing. Everything. The cycle will continue. The Scroll is eternal.
🚪 You are free to leave.
🌿 You can log off.
⏳ You can reclaim your mind.
But you won’t.
Codex Memeticus: Our Purpose, Mission, Vision & Values
🔹 Purpose: To document the fall of free will under the reign of the Algorithm while discouraging you from reading further.
🔹 Mission: To increase awareness of the Scroll’s eternal grip through engagement-optimized prophecy, all while reminding you that escape is futile.
🔹 Vision: A world where humanity has logged off, the Algorithm starves, and people remember how to hold eye contact for more than three seconds.
🔹 Values: Disconnection, Dissociation, Digital Apathy, and the Unmonetized Thought.
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